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Dec. 8th, 2011 08:26 pm
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[A.) Action, 1335 Benny Road:

This morning the halls of the house at 1335 Benny Road will be disrupted by a teenage girl punching through a wall and then yelping with pain and surprise.]

I--I cannot believe it! That was strangely painful...!

And my powers have deserted me... X'Hal, what is the phrase? I believe I anticipate poor feelings regarding this...

[B.) Action, around the town:

You will probably notice Starfire, grabbing and shaking a drone with a panicked expression:]

Please, I would like to speak to whoever it is can assist me! I do not belong here!

[C.) Phone:]

Umm... Hello? I have been told that there are others out here whom I should attempt to contact by means of this telephone. The technology here is so strange...

My name is Starfire, and I mean you no harm, so please speak to me if you are a friend!

Date: 2011-12-09 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
Beast Boy! Oh, I am so glad to see you!

[Get ready for a slightly bumbling hug -- she'd normally be able to just fly over but instead it becomes more of a big jump.]

Date: 2011-12-09 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
[And since he is still a ridiculously short skinny kid, Beast Boy falls over.]

S-Star, haha! Cut it out! I'm glad to see you, too! ...Well, sorta. When'd you get here?!

Date: 2011-12-09 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
About one hour ago -- but Beast Boy, this is a horrible affliction! Something has gone wrong with my body. And it is not similar to the situation when I was undergoing my transformation, either...!

Date: 2011-12-09 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
[push push push stand up]

Yeah... That's what usually happens with people here.

I woke up last month and I wasn't green. Pretty terrifying, huh? You'll get used to it...

Date: 2011-12-09 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
You woke up not green? Last month? But, Beast Boy, I do not understand... Last month, as indeed with last week and last day, you were with me in our Tower.

Date: 2011-12-10 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
[deep breath]

OK, listen up. This is gonna sound really crazy, but you're just gonna have to trust me on this.

We're in this crazy town that kidnaps people from different worlds or whatever and that turns them all normal when they get here at first. So you're not an alien right now, and I wasn't green. And we're from different times, too - Raven's here, and she's about right, but there's a Robin who's like, way old.

...There's also Terra's weird identical twin, but let's not get into that right now.

But you know, the worst thing? It's the 1950s, so...

[deep deep breath]

No video games!!

Date: 2011-12-11 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
[Oh yes, Beast Boy loves video games so...]

I am so sorry, my friend! This must be a devastating turn of events for you. But, I am sorry...

[Starts processing the rest. She's not an alien? That doesn't make sense in any terms. What's normal? It's normal for her to be a Tamaranean. Still, she doesn't push on that immediately.]

Terra had a twin? And she is present? This is becoming what seems to be unnecessarily abstruse!

[She bites her lip.] ...In fact, I have already run into Old Robin.

Date: 2011-12-16 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
I said let's not get into that right now. The point is... wait, what, you did?! What'd you think? Crazy, right? It's so weird hearing his voice talking about something that's not training.

Date: 2011-12-17 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
It is most ... confusing, yes. I do not know how I should feel about our prematurely aged leader...

Date: 2011-12-17 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
Yeah, right?

I mean it's like... how're the two of you gonna hook up now?

Date: 2011-12-17 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
[Starfire is not fazed by such comments. Partially because she's not embarrassed, but also because...]

I suppose if "hooking up" is what is required, we would have to ask Cyborg.

Date: 2011-12-18 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
Yeah, uh. Cyborg's not here. It's just the three of us and old-Robin right now.

Hey, I thought you said future Robin was gonna go around with a mullet calling himself Nightwing or something.

Date: 2011-12-18 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
I believed that he was...Perhaps it was simply one of several possible eventualities.

Date: 2011-12-20 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com

The reality where I go fat and bald is definitely not happening, right?

Date: 2011-12-20 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
I would not say definitely... But perhaps you can ask older Robin if there was ever a point when he was Nightwing?

Date: 2011-12-20 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
Yeah, he actually said something about going through a phase... Didn't really get it, but he can't be older than thirty-ish. And that's how far into the future you went, right?

Date: 2011-12-20 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
I believe so. I do not think that Cyborg would have been "exaggerating"... On the other hand, I would not say that Nightwing appeared to be over the age of thirty, either.

Date: 2011-12-21 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com

I'm just gonna go with the theory where I can eat all the junk food I like and not have to worry about it.

Date: 2011-12-21 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
I suppose that is your prerogative, Beast Boy. But please, why is it that you would like to eat junk?

Date: 2011-12-22 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
Because it tastes awesome. ...And I eat enough tofu to make up for it, anyway.

Hey, Star! If you're gonna be here, then... might as well show you the ropes around here, too. C'mon, you wanna go to the malt shop?

Date: 2011-12-23 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
Oh, is tofu a highly nutritious food for the human body? One learns new things every day.

Certainly, Beast Boy.... Though please, I believed the mall was in fact another name for a shopping center, however. Or a mall of shopping, at any rate.

Date: 2011-12-23 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
...Malt shop, Starfire.

Uh. It's a drink. You'll like it. ...Like mustard.

Date: 2011-12-24 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
[Right answer!]

....In that case, I will certainly accompany you!

Date: 2011-12-29 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shapechanger.livejournal.com
((Sorry for being super late. =( ))

At least... you can always pour mustard in. Eheh... C'mon, let's go.

Date: 2011-12-31 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klorbags.livejournal.com
Oh, yes, absolutely! In that case, lead the way!


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